she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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