erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
