perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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