Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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