awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
