So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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