Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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