I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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