I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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