And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
