What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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