Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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