I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
