This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
