when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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