Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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