Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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