We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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