he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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