Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
