No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Vodka?
Forever.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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