But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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