D3 body, D1 cock
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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