That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
no you cant smoke seaweed
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
