Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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