She announced her abortion via fbk
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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