i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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