Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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