can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
where does the pee come out of this thing
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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