my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
is it fun? or sober?
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