i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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