The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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