so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i out mim tonsoeep
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