We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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