i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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