"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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