Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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