don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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