He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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