do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
