There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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