It's a beautiful day for a hangover
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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