If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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