Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
