Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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