so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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