Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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