I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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