I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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