Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You're so nebulous sometimes
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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